RL is NOT EQ. I Proved it.

[southbudking1]

This is a copy of something I found on www.eqdiva.com for the orginal check out http://eqdiva.com/Forums/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=76763


1. Location: Outside my home.
Experiment: Outrun a Ford Escort on way to Lion?s Arm Pub (Local h*ll?s Angel hangout)
Result: Miserable failure
Supposition: Harry Potter popcorn bucket used as drum might not have a high enough instrument mod.

2. Location: Inside Lion?s Arm Pub
Experiment: Charm Hot Chick
Song chosen: Sweet Dreams Are Made of These ? Eurythmics
Result: Miserable failure.
New Information: Hot Chick?s boyfriend (and his buddies) are waiting for me outside.

3. Location: Outside Lion?s Arm Pub (Local h*ll?s Angel hangout)
Experiment: Pull, kill and loot a single biker.
1st Attempt: Bellowing at bikers does not result in agro, although it does lower faction from looks/indifferent to glowers/dubious
2nd Attempt: Lull right and left bikers.
Song Chosen for lull: Go To Sleep My Little Baby (Oh Brother, Where Art Thou soundtrack)
Result: Man of Constant Sorrow.

4. Location: Burnaby General Hospital - Emergency
Experiment: Speed mending of broken bones with healing song.
Song Chosen: Sexual Healing.
Odd coincidence: Biker in next cubical there to have teeth removed from fist.
New information: Bikers don?t like being serenaded.

5. Location: Burnaby General Hospital - Emergency
Experiment: Attempt to shadow-step away from enraged biker.
Song Chosen: I?m Already Gone ? Blue Rodeo
Result: Miserable failure.
Supposition: You cannot shadow-step through walls.
New Information: You can be punched through a wall.

6. Location: Burnaby General Hospital ? Maintenance Closet
Experiment: Port home using Origin AA.
Result: Miserable failure.
Supposition: Reuse time not over.
New Information: Mr. Clean, if consumed in enough quantities, is an excellent pain killer.

7. Location Burnaby General Hospital ? Exam Room #3
Experiment: Attempt to avoid stomach pump by gating doctor back to spawn.
Song Chosen: Don?t Go Away Mad, Just Go Away
Result: Miserable failure.
Supposition: Difficult to sing properly with rubber tube down your throat.

8. Location: Alley behind Burnaby General Hospital
Experiment: Get buffs from shaman.
Shaman Chosen: Crazy Homeless Guy
New Information: Body Lice is not a good buff.

9. Location: Burnaby Free Clinic
Experiment: Charm hot receptionist
Song Chosen: You Were Born For Loving Me, Baby ? KISS
Odd Coincidence: Receptionist turns out to be ex-wife.
New Information: A restraining order cannot, legally, be considered a long-distance relationship.

10. Location: Burnaby RCMP Lockup
Experiment: Escape cell using uber bard lock-picking skills.
Result: Miserable failure.
Supposition: A vibrator does not qualify as a mechanical lock-pick.
Query: Where did I get vibrator from?
Odd coincidence: Cellmate is biker with whom I?ve had a previous acquaintance.
New Information: Bikers are less choosy about girlfriends once behind bars.

11. Location: Burnaby RCMP Lockup
Experiment: Camp out to break very unwanted agro.
Result: Miserable failure.
Supposition: Mattress does not make a good tent.
New Information: Mattress is useful for biting on.

12. Location: My home
Experiment: Forget last 24 hours by fading my own memory.
Result: Miserable failure.
Supposition: I need more Mr. Clean.

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Herald of Grey Hawke
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<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 11, 2005 12:36 AM: Message edited by: southbudking ]</font>

[arawn]

The kitty laughed a lot with this *nods* the kitty liked it [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Mymy42]

LOL this was crazy funny. o_O I laughed my butt off too...

"Supposition: Harry Potter popcorn bucket used as drum might not have a high enough instrument mod."

I'll have to disagree with that.. it has a nice instrument mod.. I think you were just using it wrong.. *nods* =)

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 10, 2005 05:27 PM: Message edited by: Muyah Puppyfeetz ]</font>